Joe Bates Explains It All

Climate change has confirmed what many people have known for a long time: God is trying to kill us. But don't worry, in this series finale Joe Bates gives you all the information you need to save the planet by defeating the weather once and for all.

Following a new year's resolution to become more self-absorbed, Joe Bates devotes this entire guide to his own personal journey. It's his show he can do what he wants.

Houseshares, landlords, asbestos: you may know them from The Sound Of Music song My Favourite Things but do you know anything else about them? Thought not, but don't worry, this guide will explain them all.

I'm an expert in houses having been in and around them for most of my life. In part one of this guide to houses I'm talking you through how to achieve your dream of having your own rented room in a shared house.

Hate to gossip but people are saying that robots are going to take your job and steal your wife and/or husband. Listen to this guide to find out how that's going to happen and what you can do about it.

Not practising self care is the number one cause of death in the world, because if people had been properly caring for themselves, they wouldn’t be dead. Avoid this fate by listening to this episode.

In this explosive premiere of season two of Joe Bates Explains It All, Joe explains why the Qatar world cup is good actually, having recently received a large gift from the Qatar government to talk positively about the event. Catch the series live at 10pm every Sunday on resonancefm.com.

It's coming up to Christmas, and that can only mean one thing: death. We spend the festive period gorging on the meat of thousands of species of animals. But should we? Find out whether you should be vegetarian or not in this special Joe Bates Explains It All Christmas special!

Since the dawn of time, humans have wanted to make walking metal versions of themselves. Now, the wait is over and robots are about to enter all parts of our life, and Joe Bates Explains Robots is the podcast you need to make sense of it. How can I protect my job from a robot? What type of sex robot should I marry? How do I stop my robot from turning on me? The answer to all these questions is yes, but for more detailed answers, download Joe Bates Explains Robots, the first episode of series 3 of Joe Bates Explains It All.

The final part of my guide to the Edinburgh fringe festival. Featuring interviews with performers Clay Nikiforuk, Mista Lorraine and Jonathan Martin, and a final update on my personal quest to perform at Edinburgh.

The third part of my guide to the Edinburgh fringe, featuring Paul Wady and Sarah Saeed from Guerilla Aspies, Karen Houge who's brought her play The Last Hive to Edinburgh and Jon Flanagan, whose stand-up show Trigger Warning is here for the full run.

The second of my guides to the Edinburgh festival, featuring dancer Elsa Couvreur and comics Peter Marino and Charlie George!

The first episode of my series of guides to the Edinburgh festival from me Joe Bates! Featuring brilliant performers Noam Osband, Chella Quint and Julian Lee.

In the first of the new series of Joe Bates Explains It All, Joe Bates is explaining technology, something that many people find exciting and cool but should actually find terrifying. We start with data. In just 20 minutes, you'll learn what data is, why we should be worried about people taking our personal data, why we should just relax and let people take our personal data, and *6 more things*. With all the stuff about data in the news, can you afford not to know about data? The answer is 'definitely not', so download this now to protect yourself and your family from the dangers of data!

Creating the perfect running playlist is a skill that only I currently have, but with this short guide, I give you all the tools you need to at least give it a go. Happy running!

With the London marathon coming up, I've now fully learned how to run and feel I've got to teach those who can't. Your legs will refuse to make a running motion unless you explain to them what the point of it all is: with that in mind, this first part of my guide is all about finding a reason to run!

Among the six groundbreaking* episodes of my Resonance Joe Bates Explains It All, four were based on previous podcasts (although with loads of new and important advice added in), but two consisted of *all new* advice, every piece of which was vital. These two episodes were 'Growing Older' and 'Politics', with the former being a guide to becoming older and the latter all about the current political situation. If you want to check out the other four episodes, which have lots of new material in them, they're all still up on Resonance's Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/Resonance/playlists/joe-bates-explains-it-all/

Among the six groundbreaking* episodes of my Resonance Joe Bates Explains It All, four were based on previous podcasts (although with loads of new and important advice added in), but two consisted of *all new* advice, every piece of which was vital. These two episodes were 'Growing Older' and 'Politics', with the former being a guide to becoming older and the latter all about the current political situation. If you want to check out the other four episodes, which have lots of new material in them, they're all still up on Resonance's Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/Resonance/playlists/joe-bates-explains-it-all/

The idea of the world ending terrifies us all massively, and brings up so many questions. How will it happen? When will it happen? Is it already happening, as in like literally right now? Following the latest scientific research, this vital guide is here to definitively answer all those questions, and about 4 or 5 more. We'll also look at a recent history of apocalypse anxiety, look the different ways the armageddon could affect us personally, and talk about whether there's really anything we can do about it. The future of our planet is literally at stake: you cannot afford not to download this explosive Soundcloud guide!

Since Modern Love 1 and 2 got uploaded, I've been receiving a huge amount of negative feedback: not about the impeccable dating advice of course, but because I didn't give enough advice on how to sustain a relationship after a successful date. Because of this many of you have been dumped or are at least teetering on the edge of the dump, and need help fast. Well luckily part 3 is here to give you everything you need to prepare for and deal with a breakup! There's a lot of mutual wallowing which everyone enjoys, and you'll find out how to change yourself in order to stop someone leaving you, and if that doesn't work, hear lots of cool tips on how to deal with a break-up and bounce back onto the dating scene.